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Color Me Calm has entered the chat.

The activity book your yoga teacher warned you about.
Instant download. Zero breathwork. All satisfaction.

Life’s beautiful chaos doesn’t ask for balance. It hands you a tightrope in heels. You either panic, or pour a latte and make it a runway.​

Stay centered. Stay caffeinated. ​​

Experience Caffeinated Calm

Weekly Newsletter

Mindful Musings for the modern mess. Calm clarity delivered weekly because deep breaths aren’t cutting it anymore.

YouTube Channel

Bite-sized escapes, emotional interventions, and meditations that actually register. One video, one exhale at a time.

The Podcast

For Chaos Navigators who like their composure narrated. Serenity Sarcasm in stereo because silence is overrated.

Curated Chaos

Color Me Calm isn’t here to soothe your soul.

 

It’s here to help you spiral, on your terms, in style.

 

Outgrown gratitude journals? Good.

This book serves word searches, affirmations that don’t lie, and mad libs sharp enough to ruin a brunch.

 

Glitter not included. Emotional detachment comes standard.

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Karma, Darling

Beautiful decisions. Ugly motives. Delicious consequences.
A slow-burn anthology of emotional reckoning.
New episodes drop weekly. Read or listen.
Serenity Sarcasm pours the tea.

 

This is Karma, Darling.

Dropping this Fall

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